goose
1. goose \'gu:s\ \'ge-s\ n or geese; or goos.es; or goos.es [ME gos, fr. OE go-s; akin to OHG gans goose, L anser pl X 1a: any of numerous birds (family Anatidae) intermediate between the swans and ducks with long necks, feathered lores, and reticulate tarsi 1b: a female goose as distinguished from a gander 2: SIMPLETON, DOLT pl 2: a tailor's smoothing iron with a gooseneck handle pl 4: a poke between the buttocks 2. goose vt : to poke between the buttocks